You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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