just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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