How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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