it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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