Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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