I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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