She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Even my vagina gasped.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My bed smells like the plague
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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