i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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