The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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