u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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