if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he shaved USA in his pubs
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's rum buckets o'clock
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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