I'm eating all of the evidence.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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