I think my fart just growled at me.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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