but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
