yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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