69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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