Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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