I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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