i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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