Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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