Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
There are leaves in my underwear?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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