After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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