Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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