No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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