I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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