the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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