Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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