I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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