all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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