so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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