My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Never underestimate the power of titties
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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