I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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