It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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