You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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