bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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