Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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