What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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