I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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