I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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