69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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