what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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