I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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