She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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