Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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