My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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