i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well you can't waste a boner
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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