Welp...herpes.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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