You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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