FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Randomize
