Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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